On Perceived Value....
  • chadcabonor: I know.
  • But you have a Gorilla suit for life. I can't tell you the number of times I wish i had a Gorilla suit
6 months ago
On Birthdays...
  • Patrick: happy late birthday or whatever i hate you you're my friend no you're not ok i'll decide tonight and figure out if you are and tell you tomorrow
6 months ago - 1 note
On the American Appetite...
  • Tim: Is it sick that I just ate 5 pieces of sashimi a bento box, a piece of chicken sausage and about 20 carrots in 3 minutes?
10 months ago

Bon Joviver…. amazing #bonjovi #boniver #awesome

1 year ago - 1 note

Sh*t Cyclists Say…  

1 year ago - 4 notes

Do Your MotherF*ckin’ TIMESHEETS!

1 year ago - 11 notes
Thanks for Making Me Like Radiohead and Vampire Weekend, Father…
On Yet Another Birthday...
  • Patrick: THANKS LIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • i'm getting to the age where it's almost appropriate to give small children the finger without repercussions
1 year ago - 1 note
On Civic Duty...
  • Katherine: uhh im sitting in Missouri making my 1000th get out the vote call and my feet smell somewhere in between beef jerky and burnt hair
2 years ago
This is funny.
New, Acid-Induced Interpretation of "Car Chase"

Once you are here, locate the address Rugdeveien 39 bergen at Street View.  Already amazing, but it gets better- watch watch happens as you continue down the street and continue to pan backward…

3 years ago
Hulu - The Jay Leno Show: Dealing With the Public, Part 2: Jan 19, 2010

I’m turning into a Werewolf!!! AMAZING. #werewolves

3 years ago
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