On Valentine's Day...
  • nellie: you know its always a little sad when my preschoolers get flowers and i dont
2 months ago
On Primal Corporate Instincts...
  • Sarah: do you ever get to the point
  • Sarah: where its so late and no one will let you go to lunch.
  • Sarah: that you feel like stuff is really close to getting like lord of the flies.
  • Sarah: im there right now.
4 months ago - 9 notes
On The Importance of Bad Television...
  • Carrie: it was one of the rare times in my life that I wished I remembered more about temptation island so I had some conversation topics
4 months ago - 1 note
On Comebacks...
  • Elizabeth: Hey PAT!
  • Elizabeth: your mom is a CLOWN!
  • Patrick: hey liz.
  • Patrick: your favorite movie is captain ron.
5 months ago - 12 notes
On Similes...
  • sam.porras: Liz your quote makes as much sense as a soup sandwich
5 months ago - 6 notes
On Computer Skillllzz
  • Andrew: i honestly know no one that leverages caps lock on as routine of a basis as you
5 months ago - 3 notes
On Entering Real Life...
  • Patrick: remember when we used to have bday parties for you and sam?
  • well now we just go eat steak and talk about sam's kids
  • it's...different
  • Patrick: it felt like i went from sbtb:the college years to roseanne
7 months ago - 2 notes
On Interesting Cat Facts...
  • Julia: guess what
  • ernie hates the smell of toothpaste
  • it makes his eyes crinkle up
8 months ago - 3 notes
On Workplace Challenges...
  • chadcabonor: I think I could convert people to Scientology easier than this.
8 months ago - 4 notes
On Party Favors...
  • Hayley: i'll bring the whiskey and funfetti
8 months ago
On Self-Thrown Birthday Parties...
  • Cooper: i do it every year
  • sometimes people show, sometimes i play xbox
  • either way, i'm in my boxers celebrating
8 months ago - 6 notes
On Having a Baller Job in Media and Advertising...
  • Jess: According to mint.com, my net worth is $30.
8 months ago - 1 note
On Paul Walker, and the Best Action/Romance/Scary Intrigue Movie EVER...
  • Elizabeth: i heard you like Paul Walker
  • so do i
  • he is obscenely hot
  • Thomas: who doesn't? do you have your tickets for the newest fast and furous premiere?
  • Elizabeth: ill get right on that
  • i prefer him in The Skulls, though.
  • one of my all-time favorites
  • Thomas: thats awesome cause thats what i was originally gonna write but didnt know if they had any sweet new skulls movies coming up
8 months ago - 8 notes
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